ozzyosborntodie:

can Dora find you a sense of humor

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

tennants-companion:

so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack

fapping-scout:

ballaah

thcbodycleanse:

this is like when you’re sitting with a guy that you really like then you like touch knees or something and all of a sudden you feel all this energy going through both of you through this one point of contact

this gif is kinda like that

saturgay:

roses are red

corbin is bleu

if u dont like high school musical

im not gonna fuck u

brbjellyfishing:

What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister

swaggie2nope:

i cant old sport understand old sport your accent

turklet:

the moral of the story is never have feelings for anybody ever

extrasad:

I really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but I also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk

aguamentis:

gargoylesarecool:

ectoghostologist:

i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid 

They talk shit about other students if they like you enough too.

did you mean band directors

aseaofquotes:

Stephanie Perkins, Lola and the Boy Next Door